i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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