have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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