Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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