I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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