i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Who died my cat blue again?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Text me some of your sweat
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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