Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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