I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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