Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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