Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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