i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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