so explain again why im purple
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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