Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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