i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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