He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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