Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
