Whod you bang
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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