We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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