do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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