he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize