I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
how drunk are you?
Several
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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