Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Semen is not good for contacts.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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