Small penises have feelings too.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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