I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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