some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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