so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ugly people sure do ruin things
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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