i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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