Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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