we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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