He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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