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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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