So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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