me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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