I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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