the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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