please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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