OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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