Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Even my vagina gasped.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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