you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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