He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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