Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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