May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
There's even glitter on my cock...
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