My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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