Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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