i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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