would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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