Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
