I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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