is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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