do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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