Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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