home. puking in laundry basket.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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