yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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