I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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