well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
vagina is talking i cant
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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