But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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